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A day in the life of a sexy potato...

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

▷ Butterbeer Recipes

moonstonebeginning:

So I made my fiance butterbeer for an after lunch treat and he is now on a sugar high lol. He said he loved it though so I thought I’d share my recipes

Regular Butterbeer:

  • 12 oz cream soda
  • 1 tbsp butterscotch topping
  • 2 tsp butter extract
  • 1 tsp rum extract
  • Whipped cream
  • Caramel sauce…

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

cinegasmic:

i am liz lemon 

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

how to pack for college: wait until the very last minute and complain a lot

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

(Source: alldeanneedsissamandpie)

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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