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A day in the life of a sexy potato...

jncera:

do yourself a favor and never grow up because when you grow up you have to navigate traffic and wear suits and talk to people who are in charge of your entire future and being an adult is like 90% anxiety and only 1% pizza and you don’t get the rest of the percentages because those go to taxes

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

tastefullyoffensive:

[berniethecatch]

tastefullyoffensive:

[berniethecatch]

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

(Source: memewhore)

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed)

▷ When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

kitvshumans:

school is starting soon, reminder the second.

a smart kid | life ambitions

Tags  #i need this  

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

jncera:

Hey, so a lot of you are going back to school or starting college soon, so here’s a little underwater crustacean to cheer you on!

museumnelson:

mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

The last one OMG!!!!

(Source: just-an-angel-with-a-shotgun)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

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